here's something funny. or at least i think it is. im watching tv with my 12 year old bro when he stops on the tv guide channel and i see debbie matenopoulos on and say "hey, theres my girlfriend." he's says, "whatever, shes too old for you. shes like 30." this is a kid who hasnt yet begun to discover his sexuality. so i simply replied that once he did, he would understand that that wouldnt matter. he giggled. i dont know if i properly conveyed the humor in that moment especially since few of you know him, but that led to a bet wherein i began searching for her bio on the net to see how old she is. and i cant figure it out. it seems shes 28, but there is no birthdate anywhere. maybe i will email her and ask. i dont think thats too old. i did find out that my past entry about debbie now allows this site to turn up in searches for her name. i thought that was funny too.
Posted by dp at June 24, 2003 8:58 PM | TrackBackDP....umm...I think what your saying is, you told your brother Debbie Matencrabblaobobbleopplelous was your girlfiend.
He replied that she was thirty, and therfor could not be your girlfriend because that would be to old.
You then pointed out that your brother has yet to discover his sexuality, so of COURSE Debbie could be your girlfriend.
In essence, of course Debbie could be your girlfriend because you and she could have sex. Given that assumption, Debbie could be your brothers girlfriend for all we know.
Or maybe your brother didn't get the depth and nuance of your "relationship" or "attraction to" Ms. Matencrapenopolousa, which is that of course she's not your girlfriend, you just want to shag her, which in that case, age wouldn't matter to you at all.
But either way, it's funny.
Posted by: JosiahQ at June 24, 2003 10:50 PMno what i thought was funny was that my brother thought that i shouldnt be attracted to her because she was older than me. when i mentioned that he hadnt discovered his sexuality yet, i meant he isnt attracted to girls yet so he couldnt understand how i could like an older girl, especially. your perspective is funnier than how i meant it though. it cracks me up.
Posted by: dp at June 25, 2003 12:26 AM