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Not if Oklahoma loses to Kansas St. Then the Sooners and the Wildcats would get BCS bids, and the Horns would be SOL. I know it's unlikely, but weirder things have happened.

Longhorns are gay

oklahoma losing to k. st? please. i know you aggies live in your own little dreamworld (i just know we can beat texas on friday!/we would have beat em if cedric benson had suddenly died of cardiac arrest and all of their receiving corps had been suddenly raptured!) but cmon ben, youre wiser than that. im just kidding man. what you say is correct.

and as for the hetero or homosexuality of the longhorns or longhorns in general, i must say that at least they have testacles, which is more than i can say for you, o ball-less one who was so cowardly that you could not even claim your comment.

You've seen their testicles? Hmm...either you're gay or they are.

haha. the ball-less one returns. since i know mrs. phiLLips wouldnt misspell her own name, you again fail to claim your own comment. but you get points for creativity.

having seen a cow's testicles wouldnt make one gay would it? dont they just hang there for the world to see? i wouldnt know since i in fact have not seen them; i merely inferred that longhorns have them since they procreate. hence, your deduction is false. this officially ranks as the most absurd discussion held on this blog.

i can only credit Josiah which is of course why i've allowed this absurdity to continue.

By the way, what did you say about BCS bound? I missed it...

yeah...i thought of that (and how you would rub it in) as soon as i was watching a 35-7 k st. rout of the sooners. even though that elinitates texas from the bcs, i still enjoyed watching the sooners get their butts kicked because they always kick texas' and i hate (y)ou. however, we did kick yours, o, ben, so ive still got the bragging advantage.

Be that as it may, I do recall a certain someone saying, "oklahoma losing to k. st? please. i know you aggies live in your own little dreamworld (i just know we can beat texas on friday!/we would have beat em if cedric benson had suddenly died of cardiac arrest and all of their receiving corps had been suddenly raptured!) but cmon ben, youre wiser than that." I don't know...maybe it was the beer talking...

Lord knows I drink a lot of that, but it was probably just me rubbing it in to a friend who goes to a school whose football team really sucked this year. but at least youve got football to watch. i just have naia soccer. go scots! woo.