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Rollingstone screwed me

or the covenant mail ladies did. but i tend to think it was the magazine. you see, i subscribe to rollingstone, or rather, i received a subscription from a person or company i dont know sometime last year. the last issue was the top 500 albums of all time and i never got it. i thought maybe my subscription was up, but no, today i spied a rollingstone in my mailbox and i said to myself "i finally got it!" but as i pulled it out, i quickly discovered justin timberlake on the front cover instead of "the top 500 greatest albums." it was painful, but im getting over it.