I was just called and informed I've won the 2004 Stick It to the Man Award, and the year's only half over! I'd just like to thank the Academy for deeming me worthy of such a prestigious award, and all of my friends and foregoers who helped me do so along the way, especially Jared Ross and Chris Marr, who probably helped me stick it to the man most often over the course of the year. I can say I'm proud to receive this award because the "man" I've been sticking it to has deserved it. I also would like to say that I think I won not just for sticking it to the man for this past year, but also for sticking it to him for an entire four (or three if you want to get technical, but it does take a while to get going) years of college. Kind of like the Lord of the Rings winning all those Oscars for three really great movies. It takes longevity to win such an award, if you get kicked out or otherwise terminated, you have had it stuck to you instead of you sticking it to him.
Posted by dp at July 2, 2004 1:49 AM | TrackBack